JONATHAN LEWIS

Here’s what you do.

You approach your target (the FEMALE).

You ask her “Would you like to grab a coffee with me?”

One of these scenarios will follow:

She’ll assume you’re asking her on a date and she’s interested and she says yes. HOORAY!

-OR- 

She’ll assume you’re asking her on a date and she’ll say “Sorry, I’m not available/interested right now”. This is when you pull the WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT card and say “Oh, I didn’t mean it like that, I just meant it in a friendly way!” THEN SHE’S THE ONE WHOS GOT EGG ON HER FACE.

-OR-

She doesn’t catch on that it’s a date and then you can just go for coffee with her and SCRATCH HER OFF THAT LIST OF YOURS.

You’ll never fail.

You’re welcome.