January 2012
“if your friend are adding me on Facebook just so they can see my farm, I’ll find out.”
- my mom
My mom and I are going out for lunch and I’m standing at the car door, waiting for her to unlock it.
She’s standing on the pathway outside of our house, “Ashley. If I were to do this to my footprints in the show,” she presses her boot into the snow twice, creating a much larger print, “and you were to come outside, would you think that Sasquatch was here?”
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I don’t understand why I always run out of conditioner long before I run out of shampoo.
Anonymous asked: Never mind I'll find another blog like yoooooooou, I wish nothing but Jesus for yooooooooou...
skripture-sketches asked: I'm not going to ask. That's the sort of thing I'd like to find out for myself. ;)
Anonymous asked: What would you do if Flynn Rider took you on a boat ride to see lanterns like in Tangled, and then asked you to marry him? (By the way, I'm only asking this because I know James is gonna ask you "What would you do if *I*...well you know) c:
JONATHAN LEWIS
Here’s what you do.
You approach your target (the FEMALE).
You ask her “Would you like to grab a coffee with me?”
One of these scenarios will follow:
She’ll assume you’re asking her on a date and she’s interested and she says yes. HOORAY!
-OR-
She’ll assume you’re asking her on a date and she’ll say “Sorry, I’m...
Anonymous asked: To that anon: It's what you put out, not take in, that defiles you. Some Christians may not be able to watch that stuff without being disturbed; others, can. Ashley's relationship with Christ is her own business. I suggest re-reading Romans 14 before you go further into rebuking her.
Anonymous asked: I don't think a woman of Christ such as yourself needs to be watching things like Jenna Marbles. I watched her before I got saved and now the thought of watching a girl who is so far from the Lord makes me physically ill. That is not a particular activity God wants us to engage in. Watching her videos does not glorify Jesus in the least so that is not an activity that should even cross your...
“I think that sojourning traveling man is mocking me.”
– My mom
“Poetry is my understanding with the world, my intimacy with things, my...”
– Sophia de Mello Breyner Andresen
Jenna Marbles is so inappropriate, but so hilarious.
“To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.”
– Joseph Chilton Pearce
“Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Anonymous asked: Do you like being an only child? I have 4 younger sisters, and 1 younger brother, and i have mixed emotions about it..
Watchsavemefromyself:
i’ll stand before the Lord of song with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah
JOY!
*Contemplating moving to Seattle just to attend Mars Hill church.*
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wholeness-n-holiness replied to your post: Christians are offended by Driscoll because he’s…
Not sure how credible the source is, but I’m just curious as to your opinion on this… matthewpaulturner.net/j…
For those curious, here’s the full link that she’s responded with.
I read the article. I think it’s a bit silly though. Perhaps that makes me insensitive, or something.
...
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Christians are offended by Driscoll because he’s the real deal.
“Espresso should be:
sweet as love; black as night; and
as hot as all hell.”
– Enrico Beretta
Anonymous asked: What defines your life?
Anonymous asked: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I THINK THE FACT THAT BOTH OF YALL HAVE SKETCH IN YOUR URL IS ADORABLE OKAY BYE.
skripture-sketches asked: what if *I* came uh-knockin on your door and was like "I wantchu" (stares)(points) .. this is likely to happen ;)
Anonymous asked: what if kate winslet came uh-knockin on your door and was like "I wantchu" (stares)(points) .. this is inappropriate sorry lol
Anonymous asked: do you watch dora the explorer?
Anonymous asked: do your parents let you have a boyfriend?
“My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into constellations.”
– John Green
Hi guys I’m happy.
Internet Friendship
dreamcreek:
Personal feelings on a certain matter. May offend people.
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I like this.
Anonymous asked: What do you think of women/girls choosing to not shave their legs and why do you think there are such societal pressures placed on them to (especially in America)?
Writing essays like I’m still in school.
The Toronto Blessing
I’d like to preface that I am aware that this view is not popular. I realize that this post is a bit random, but I recently had someone ask me if I ever came to a conclusion regarding this topic, so I thought I’d write on my thoughts.
Also, I believe in the gifts - The following are not gifts. Almost one year ago, I inquired about the Toronto Blessing. Having grown up in the Baptist...
Anonymous asked: Would you pray for me? I'm trying to stop masturbating and it's been difficult, but I want purity and freedom.
skripture-sketches asked: After God created the sunset - with all it's colors and layers and light - He paused and said to Himself, "Now for something REALLY beautiful." And that's when He made you.
I am a free human being.